yogib 4:18 Mon Oct 8
Dodgy Internet threatening emails
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Got an email in my spam folder from someone who had the last 4 didgets of my phone number saying they are gonna send a vid off my webcam showing me watching porn....wants £1,000 off me - was tempted to email back and tell whoever it was to fuck off but they'll think I'm gonna fold and stump up some wedge.
Really tempted to get a short term VPN and email them from another email address I have and and give them some grief.....what would you do?
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Mike Oxsaw
2:35 Fri Oct 12
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Westham67 8:35 Fri Oct 12
So he WASN'T King of Scotland as well?
The things you learn on here...
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geoffpikey
9:11 Fri Oct 12
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I'm afraid I have some bad news 67. Your friend, colleague and referee has sadly passed away.
Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.
Can you supply another? Do you know Forest Whittaker? Samuel Jackson would probably do.
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Westham67
8:35 Fri Oct 12
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Fired My CV off gave this fella for a reference
His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"
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Westham67
3:13 Wed Oct 10
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Apart from a few friends on my last project, similar skills were abundant if I added incompetent it would be a perfect match
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Mike Oxsaw
2:45 Wed Oct 10
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Sounds like half the people on my project, that.
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Westham67
10:19 Wed Oct 10
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Skills: lying , arrogant, anti-social, trouble maker, shit stiring, inarticulate, dense, adept multi-nothinger, short tempered , rude , obese.
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Mike Oxsaw
7:53 Wed Oct 10
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Don't forget - Nationality: Jewish. Passport Issued by: Mossad. Hobbies: Converting unbelievers to Judaism, amateur pig farmer. Health: Lapsing reformed alcoholic.
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Westham67
7:41 Wed Oct 10
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1 st and and only job. Captain of a Nuclear Submarine Nigerian Navy 26 years
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Mike Oxsaw
7:17 Wed Oct 10
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Instigated Corporate Deep Joy In The Hoppendangly,
Rolled out company-wide Scintilaty Missy Partofthemoon protocol
Responsible for the Blow Your Cool, Man! initiative...
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Westham67
7:02 Wed Oct 10
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Obviously for good reason no Email addresses can be posted shame could smashed the scamming fucker
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Westham67
6:57 Wed Oct 10
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Here you go fill you with this scamming fucker Gmail address FFS
Emirates Oil And Energy Abu Dhabi
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yogib
3:21 Wed Oct 10
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Never heard of Emirates Oil and Energy Company ENOC are Dubai's main O&G company and ADNOC in Abu Dhabi - dealt with both when I was at IBM in Dubai and when I was working in M&A after I left Idiots Become Managers......Usually you'll need to show you have a degree to get an interview and if you get the job have them attested to prove they are genuine- good luck fella
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Westham67
2:13 Wed Oct 10
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I'm going to C+P some Stanly Unwin for the profile
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Westham67
12:19 Wed Oct 10
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Haha nice one I have CV builder so I'll get on it.
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Mike Oxsaw
12:17 Wed Oct 10
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Westham67 9:34 Tue Oct 9
What you need is a blinding CV with degrees in stuff like "Cosmetic Thermonuclear Dynamics" and "Oceanic Skyhook Tapestry", and a job history so far removed from the operational area they claim to be representing that any half decent recruitment company would frame it, hang it on their office wall and give you an award for creativity.
And you need to have been the long-term CEO of a multi-national corporation by the age of 17.
And demand a bit more money than a mid-ranking BA working in Europe could ever dream of.
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Syd Puddefoot
11:34 Tue Oct 9
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bobbysleftfoot 9:47 Tue Oct 9
I got one today as well. Using the email address and password that I use for this site. Not exclusively but in combination they are not commonly used elsewhere.
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bobbysleftfoot
9:47 Tue Oct 9
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GPH
We all have our kinks and mine is WHO but I don't wank every time.....
Possibly
My point was that I only get the emails when I have been on this site.
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Westham67
9:34 Tue Oct 9
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Fish takes the bait (Any responses appreciated I want to keep them on the hook) Its a Gmail address fucking stupid cunts
Dear Candidate,
This is to inform you that we confirmed the documents you sent to us and same is been submitted to our company screening department for verification and screening and in Emirates Oil And Energy Llc,our selection and the appointment are done automatically without any telephonic interview or online Interview, Reason based that there might be an ill or non-excellent interview based on the fact that the employee is not presently or physically interviewed, however our appointment is based on the following below.
1. Curriculum Vitae/Resume and other essential Qualification Authenticated.
2. Companies and Offices held previously which corresponds with the present offer.
3. The level of experience that is needed.
4. Age and your working experiences.
However your CV/Resume has been forwarded to the screening department of the Emirates Oil And Energy Llc for screening and verification, you shall be contacted if successful after the screening within 2-3 working days and if you are not contacted after 7 working days we will advice that you always check your emails as you might be selected and contacted afterwards with an appointment letter.
Note: Upon your successful recruitment, you shall be contacted with your offer letter which authenticates that OUR Company has selected you officially to work here in UAE.You will be directed on the instructions to follow immediately.
Regards,
Eng.Ramazan!
Recruitment Manager
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Westham67
2:32 Tue Oct 9
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The Libertine 11:45 Tue Oct 9
ag ag ag ag ag
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Darlo Debs
1:46 Tue Oct 9
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Lol i bet they dont bother sending these to.women...any half reasonable looking one (so not me before any of you say anything) could probably make more money offering to sell the video clip.
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the exile
1:26 Tue Oct 9
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yogib 12:19 Tue Oct 9
Haha! Yes, probably. Strange that I have never had one of these emails, really!
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